[PretzelPark] Coming Saturday May 7th! 10 AM to 2PM!

[david.bass at friendsofpretzelpark.org]

COMING SATURDAY MAY 7TH! 10 AM TO 2PM! [1]

JUST WHEN YOU WERE A-FEARED SUPERMARKETS WERE YOUR ONLY LOCAL FOOD
SOURCE!

THE WEEKLY PRETZEL PARK FARMERS MARKET!

Nobody knows what anticipation is anymore. Everything is so immediate.
~Well known farmer Joan Jett Wholesome farmerly cartoon:

FARMER BLOSSOM’S ADVICE COLUMN:

EXCUSES FOR NOT COOKING 

Who has the time?
I should have let my mother teach me how… but I didn't.
I'm on a diet.
With schedules like ours? No way!
The dishwasher's broken.
I tried it once, and I burned myself. See… here's the scar.
My mother-in-law is a terrific cook. I don't want my husband comparing
me to her in those terms, too.
Ramen noodles are healthy and filling, and you don't have to wash the
bowl.
I eat at the office and expense-account the charges.
Waiters and busboys are depending on me.
I can live on peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
Do I look like Rachael Ray/the Iron Chef?
I use the oven to store things.
The cookbook says the dish takes an hour to make. The order-in delivery
guy will be here in 20 minutes.
If you can't get it at McDonald's, it's not worth eating.
I cooked once and chipped a finger nail.
FROM _EXCUSES FOR ALL OCCASIONS_ – STEVEN D. PRICE 

FARMERS MARKET RECIPE OF THE WEEK:

CLICK HERE FOR CHOCOLATE MOOSE RECIPE! [2] 

Links:
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[1]
http://www.friendsofpretzelpark.org/coming-saturday-may-7th-10-am-to-2pm/
[2] https://www.food.com/ideas/funny-food-recipes-6352#c-23292
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