<html><head><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8" /></head><body style='font-size: 10pt; font-family: Verdana,Geneva,sans-serif'> <div class="pre" style="margin: 0; padding: 0; font-family: monospace"> <h2 class="entry-title" style="background: #99db9e none repeat scroll 0% 0%; border: 0px none; margin: 0px 0px 0.1em; outline: currentcolor none 0px; padding: 0px 40px 0.1em 0px; vertical-align: baseline; overflow-wrap: break-word; clear: both; color: #000000; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none; font-size: 23.94px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; letter-spacing: normal; text-align: center; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;"><a style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; overflow-wrap: break-word; text-decoration: none; color: #000000;" title="Permalink to Coming Saturday May 7th! 10 AM to 2PM!" href="http://www.friendsofpretzelpark.org/coming-saturday-may-7th-10-am-to-2pm/" rel="bookmark">Coming Saturday May 7th! 10 AM to 2PM!</a></h2> <p style="text-align: center;"><iframe class="giphy-embed" src="https://giphy.com/embed/14ut8PhnIwzros" width="280" height="123" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" data-mce-fragment="1"></iframe></p> <p><br /></p> <h3 style="background: #fffacd; border: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.7em; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; overflow-wrap: break-word; clear: both; color: #000000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; text-align: center;">JUST WHEN YOU WERE A-FEARED SUPERMARKETS WERE YOUR ONLY LOCAL FOOD SOURCE!</h3> <h1 style="background: #fffacd; border: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.8125em; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-size: 30.324px; clear: both; color: #000000; font-weight: bold; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; text-align: center;">The weekly Pretzel Park Farmers Market!</h1> <p style="background: #fffacd; border: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 1.5em; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; overflow-wrap: break-word; color: #000000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15.96px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; text-align: center;"><em style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-style: italic;">Nobody knows what anticipation is anymore. Everything is so immediate.<br /></em>~Well known farmer Joan Jett</p> <h4 style="background: #fffacd; border: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.7em; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; overflow-wrap: break-word; clear: both; color: #000000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15.96px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; text-align: center;">Wholesome farmerly cartoon:<br /><img src="cid:2ef4bc7ce34969108d30f8bd3edab54c@friendsofpretzelpark.org" width="364" height="440" /></h4> <h4 style="background: #fffacd; border: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.7em; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; overflow-wrap: break-word; clear: both; color: #000000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15.96px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; text-align: center;">Farmer Blossom’s Advice Column:</h4> <p style="background: #fffacd; border: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 1.5em; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; overflow-wrap: break-word; color: #000000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15.96px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;"><strong style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-weight: bold;">Excuses for Not Cooking</strong></p> <p style="background: #fffacd; border: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 1.5em; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; overflow-wrap: break-word; color: #000000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15.96px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: start; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial;">Who has the time?<br />I should have let my mother teach me how… but I didn’t.<br />I’m on a diet.<br />With schedules like ours? No way!<br />The dishwasher’s broken.<br />I tried it once, and I burned myself. See… here’s the scar.<br />My mother-in-law is a terrific cook. I don’t want my husband comparing me to her in those terms, too.<br />Ramen noodles are healthy and filling, and you don’t have to wash the bowl.<br />I eat at the office and expense-account the charges.<br />Waiters and busboys are depending on me.<br />I can live on peanut butter and banana sandwiches.<br />Do I look like Rachael Ray/the Iron Chef?<br />I use the oven to store things.<br />The cookbook says the dish takes an hour to make. The order-in delivery guy will be here in 20 minutes.<br />If you can’t get it at McDonald’s, it’s not worth eating.<br />I cooked once and chipped a finger nail.<br /><strong style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-weight: bold;">From<span> </span><em style="background: transparent; border: 0px; margin: 0px; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; overflow-wrap: break-word; font-style: italic;">Excuses for All Occasions</em><span> </span>– Steven D. Price</strong></p> <h3 style="background: #fffacd; border: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 0.7em; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; overflow-wrap: break-word; clear: both; color: #000000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; text-align: center;">FARMERS MARKET RECIPE OF THE WEEK:</h3> <p style="background: #fffacd; border: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 1.5em; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; overflow-wrap: break-word; color: #000000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15.96px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; text-align: center;"><img src="cid:aaa3b222046b55e413fab92ecfdc8619@friendsofpretzelpark.org" width="433" height="310" /></p> <p style="background: #fffacd; border: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 1.5em; outline: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; overflow-wrap: break-word; color: #000000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15.96px; font-style: normal; font-variant-ligatures: normal; font-variant-caps: normal; font-weight: 400; letter-spacing: normal; orphans: 2; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px; text-decoration-thickness: initial; text-decoration-style: initial; text-decoration-color: initial; text-align: center;"><a href="https://www.food.com/ideas/funny-food-recipes-6352#c-23292">CLICK HERE FOR CHOCOLATE MOOSE RECIPE!</a></p> </div> </body></html>